Two Face

What is Two Face?


1.

A girl who looks hot in one setting, but ghastly in another - usually because of poor lighting.

GEORGE: So, attractive one day - not attractive the next?

JERRY: Have you come across this?

GEORGE: Yes, I am familiar with this syndrome -- she's a two face.

JERRY: (Relating) Like the Batman villain?

GEORGE: (Annoyed) If that helps you..

See two-face, ugly, attractive, michigan pretty, beautiful

2.

A person who feels one way but acts as if they really feel another way; Joselyn.

Joselyn is a fake lying ass two face.

See hoe bag, skank, busty, cum bucket, hypocrite

3.

A hideously ugly man who pretends to be straight but is definitely gay, and absolutely hopeless at hiding it.

Usually, a Two Face is an ugly arrogant male who acts as if he is God's gift to women.

When, after several hundred rejections, he realises that he is actually not attractive to the opposite gender. He secretly becomes aroused by other men, but panics and wishes to hide this fact from the general public. He visits gay bars at night, and acts generally like one straight person during the day and his gay counterpart at night.

Unfortunately, the Two Face is hopeless at keeping his secret, and constantly overdoes the straight act/lets gay things slip until all his friends want to pull him out the closet for him, and ram The Truth where the sun don't shine.

E.g 1) Guy 1 - "Hey check out that that guy over there, he is so gay."

Guy 2 - "What, HIM? But he seems so straight!"

Guy 1 - "Uhuh, TOO straight. We saw him visiting the Manhole Bar saturday night."

Guy 2 - "Gah, what a Two Face!!!!!"

E.g 2) Girl - "Wanna come back to my place?"

Two Face Guy (loudly to friends) "Aw hell yeah bitch I'mma fuck yo ass yeahhhh I'm a playa bitch I LOVE THE COCK!"

*Bar goes silent, everyone stares*

Two Face Guy - "..I meant pussy, bitch..aheh.."

See two face, gay, bender, straight, pretender, two-face, annoying, double life

4.

A person, mainly girls, who one day or moment looks hot then later looks ulgy.

Trey: "dude that girl is so hot"

Matthew: "pues wey shes a two face"

10 minutes later

Trey: EWW! She is


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