What is Two-match Sweater?
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A humorous way of describing a really rough pooping incident. Most commonly used when one is A) severely constipated OR B) has explosive diarrhea. The meaning of the term comes from the need to light not one, but two matches (to cover the stench), and the fact that you broke out into a huge sweat, sometimes requiring the need to disrobe during the act of crapping.
Wow... That dump was a rough one... It ended up being a
Two-Match Sweater !!
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The act of bending over and kissing a fat white bastards ass. Kissing up to your snobby boss. A comeback to just about everything.
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The taste associated with doing the honourable thing to one's lady.
She'd danced all night and with no chance to shower... it..
