What is Two-match Sweater?
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A humorous way of describing a really rough pooping incident. Most commonly used when one is A) severely constipated OR B) has explosive diarrhea. The meaning of the term comes from the need to light not one, but two matches (to cover the stench), and the fact that you broke out into a huge sweat, sometimes requiring the need to disrobe during the act of crapping.
Wow... That dump was a rough one... It ended up being a
Two-Match Sweater !!
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The act of a man Punching his fist up a girls vagina. After, he yells "i know kung pussy."
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a person who has zits all over there body.
he took off his shirt and had zits all over, its a zit bodysuit.
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