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Following a visit from the f*@k up fairy, usually caused by employing numpties or calfhead, those responsible for inspection and quality..
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Someone who wastes their time on making up fictitious words on the Internet; A bashing term for people who make up internet jargon terms..
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The phobia of poles (not the people!). (Made from the latin for tree-trunk/post which is 'Itis')
John: "What's your..