Two-squared

What is Two-squared?

1.

Verb. The act of two-squaring is to intentionally leave only two squares of toilet paper on the roll, thus fooling the next user into thinking sufficient ass-wiping supplies are available when they, in fact, are not.

Frank: "I heard you broke up with Shelly. What's up with that?"

Bob: "What can I say? The bitch two-squared me one too many times."

also:

Ray: "Motherfucker! Why do I always get two-squared during my morning shit after a night of fried food and Bud heavy?"

See shit, asspants, mudbutt, man's time, honky beater
9

Random Words:

Downzbb
1. A baby / infant with downz. Can also be used to refer to an adult with downz (or who acts like they have downz) implying they were once ..
Read more
Ombudsman
1. Verb. A function that selected Montgomery County Public Schools staff "do". Sometimes confused with the noun "Ombudsman..
Read more
Che Chea!
1. A word used to confim anything anytime anywhere. Can also be used in any random situation that applies to the word "yes". yo,..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free