Two-squared

What is Two-squared?

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Verb. The act of two-squaring is to intentionally leave only two squares of toilet paper on the roll, thus fooling the next user into thinking sufficient ass-wiping supplies are available when they, in fact, are not.

Frank: "I heard you broke up with Shelly. What's up with that?"

Bob: "What can I say? The bitch two-squared me one too many times."

also:

Ray: "Motherfucker! Why do I always get two-squared during my morning shit after a night of fried food and Bud heavy?"

See shit, asspants, mudbutt, man's time, honky beater
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