Twunk

What is Twunk?


1.

A hybrid musical genre originating in Manchester, England blending the twee melodies and lyrics of folk and contemporary bands such as Belle & Sebastian, with the incisive aggression of noise-pop punk groups such as Erase Errata and The Platinum Spires.

Anticipated Future Directions:

Twunk Rock

Nu-Twunk

Twunkadelia

Brit-Twunk

Twunk musicians are a peaceable folk, interested in all manner of crafts and haberdashery and can often be found milling around in large social gatherings outside branches of Hobbeycraft at weekends.

"The Bobbed Haired Bandits are the best new twunk band in Britain"

See martin, punk, twunk, manchester, karen

2.

An overweight twink.

The twink is the slender, often androgynous gay sprite, usually in his twenties, who can be seen in a variety of venues frequented by gay men.

The twunk is the twink who has lost his svelte figure.

That twunk Mickey has finally faced reality. He's bringing his old disco-wear to the Salvation Army Store down on Fifth Street.

See twink, twinkie, twank

3.

Gay definition: An ex-twink. A good looking boyish homosexual man who let him self get fat.

Oh jeez.... that guy ain't a twink anymore, he's a twunk. How could he let himself go like that. He was so cute.


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