Twunt

What is Twunt?


1.

n. Useful, satisfying yet inoffensive combination of two very rude words which can safely be spoken in primmest and properest company. Twat and Cunt.

"He's a right twunt!"

2.

A combination swearword, in this case twat meets cunt. Thought to have been invented by humourist Chris Morris for the Channel 4 series 'Jam' (2000). Now a good description of any cunt who's a twat, or indeed vice-versa.

"Don't smoke while you're pregnant, you stupid twunt"

3.

a combination of twat and cunt used as an insult, originally used by Justin & Jason in 1999.

you are a stupid twunt

See twat, cunt, vagina, pussy, insult

4.

a.) a non-vulgar sounding combination of two vulgar words: twat and cunt. commonly used to describe a completely ignorant and utterly stupid person.

b.) fun word to say when you can't use profanity as an insult.

My ex wife is on my case over nothing. She's such a TWUNT sometimes.

See twat, cunt, asshole, stupid, bitch, moron

5.

Union of two glorious words, producing amusing bastard offspring with a general meaning similar to fuckwit. A neologism from 1997, courtesy of my ex-girlfriend's mother, who, whilst berating one of our friends, uttered the immortal words:

Bernard, you're such a fucking twunt.

See twat, cunt, fuckwit, oaf, moron

6.

twat cunt.

Of (surely enough...), British origin.

Stop twiddling the radio knob, you twunt!

7.

A mixture between a twat and a cunt.

If your girl is worst than a twat but not as bad as a cunt you become angered and blurt out TWUNT!!!

Also can be used to refer to a male.

"I am gonna twunt punt you."

See cunt, twat, skunt, pussy, punt, va jay jay, twat waffle, cooch, coochie, uterus, baby maker, g spot, squish mitten, pooter, ovaries, no no spot, ham wallet, fish, beef curtains


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