Uber-death-muffin

What is Uber-death-muffin?

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The Uber-death-muffin is the only known cure for Caids(a rare hybrid of cancer and aids). There is only one Uber-death-muffin known in existence, yet no one afflicted with Caidshas been brave enough to try it, due to its warning label. It is said that anyone who eat it will have their Caidscured, but is destined to die in a way Over 9000 times more painful than they were originally destined!

Dude, so I heard you got Caids! Man, have I got the solution to all your problems.....its an Uber-death-muffin!

GTFO!!!! I'D RATHER DIE OF CAIDS!!!!!!

See muffin, caids, cure, death, uber, 9000
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