Ueli Hacker

What is Ueli Hacker?


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This is teh GREATEST Hackar EVAR~of teh iNtarwebnet!!!111eleven~~

Guy1: "Who are you, good Sir?"

Ueli Hacker: "I R teh GREATEST EVAR!!!!111oneoneone"


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