What is Uggs?
1.
Boots with suede outsides and sheepskin insides. Usually used in snowy and cold regions, but now is associated with miniskirts and beach towns.
Look at that pigeon! She's wearing her uggs and miniskirt! Gross!
2.
the most retarded fashion trend of 2003/2004. Little brown boot things that allow people to drag their feet all lazy like while looking incredibly stupid and as far away from sexy as they could possibley be. Generally they are worn in one of four forms:
a) With sweat pants or jeans tucked into the boots
b) With a skirt (why not wear cowboy boots with 80's style shorts?)
c) One pant leg tucked in or either side partially tucked in.
d) Under normal pants
--The Ugh Scale--
1 - Fashionable, Stylish, Cool
10 - Possibly the worse thing you could do to society, you'd be better off dead.
cool person: WTF are you wearing on your feet!
idiot: these are uggs, they're so hot.
cool person: you should be shot, not only is it 2005 and they're a 2003 trend but they look stupid as shit you trendy slut
idiot: waaaaahhh, i'm not trendy, i'm origional.
cool person: drop dead
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3.
Uggs seem to be what all the "popular" kids wear. Back in reality, however, they are repulsive and unneccesary. For those who agree, join the critically acclaimed club CRABS (Committee for the Removal of Atrocious Boots from Society).
Why is there such a thing as hot pink sheep skin?
4.
fugly winter boots that trendy girls wear because they are simply BRAINWASHED into thinking they look cute when in reality they look stupid...like point and laugh stupid. they are also ridiculously expensive for something that doesn't look that special.
the typical UGG boot wearer is normally a thin white female with long blond hair and, in most cases, a fake tan. they typically wear anything with the Abercrombie & Fitch logo/name and a mini skirt...and uggs. many of these brainwashed homosapiens look EXACTLY the same, so finding them is very easy. they normally gather at the local mall or at a Target store.
Ugg boots are sometimes tucked into pants, normally jeans. in this case, they make the ugg boot wearer look like they have elf feet, or really big feet. Thus, making them look unattractive.
In addition, some young soccer moms have also been noted wearing these boots, resulting in their husbands cheating on them and/or filing for divorce.
horny guy #1: damn! look at that chick with the amazing body! i'm gonna go over and hook up with her!
horny guy #2: yeah man, go ahead!
horny guy #1: shit, nevermind...she's wearing UGGS. what a waste. i lost my erection now.
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5.
A type of boot popularized by Australians. They were made to be soft, comfortable, and to be worn in many different types of climates. In Australia, they are worn in both moutainous areas and on the beach. The boots became a trend in America/Europe in 2003, and are still considered fashionable today. The ugg boots come in many styles and colors, ranging from slippers to taller boots. They are very pricy, being made from sheepskin. A chemical spray can be bought seperately to make the outer skin water-repellent. If not worn with socks, the boots can get very smelly very quickly.
Chick 1. I'm getting new Uggs for my birthday!
Chick 2. You're lucky. All I got were Fuggs for my birthday.
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6.
Ugly preppy boots that people wear with mini skirts. NO They are not meant for snow, uggs are not waterproof. they started in australia, how often does it snow there? no they are meant to be worn after surfing, cuz they keep your feet dry and warm.
dumb prep: oh no! i ruined my ugly boots while running in the snow!
yeah uggs suck
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7.
Actually, ugg boots are meant to be worn after surfing (hence they're austailian origins- how often do aussies have snow snorms)...and maybe they are practical there, but they're still ugly and make people's feet sweaty and smelly. Why.. people why???
Situation A: It's 20 degrees and snowing (UGG BOOTS are not waterproof..wear them in the snow and you've ruined them..unless you waterproof them with a cream ahead of time)
Situation B: It's 90 degrees out, your feet are sweaty and smelly..and you do not..by any means look cute. You look like an eskimo on vacation in LA.
