What is Ugly Monkey?
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An ugly person
Now what are you staring at? You ugly monkey!
2.
When a person reaches into his/her anus pulling out fecal matter and flicks it into their partners face. This is best practiced when the fecal matter is runny and soft.
Honey, I just took a shower why did you have to ugly monkey me?
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Someone or who enjoys masturbating profusely. A little more extreme than a wanker.
That bloke's a fucking jizzlopper.
What a jizz..
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a synthetically engineered thick red "sauce" creaded by the supposed "Papa Johns" to add flavor to their "pizz..
