Ugly Monkey

What is Ugly Monkey?


1.

An ugly person

Now what are you staring at? You ugly monkey!

2.

When a person reaches into his/her anus pulling out fecal matter and flicks it into their partners face. This is best practiced when the fecal matter is runny and soft.

Honey, I just took a shower why did you have to ugly monkey me?

See sex, fecal matter, feces, gay, lesbian, anus, butt, ass, smelly


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