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When you are having sex with your lady and you flip her over and insert salad tongs in her butthole so you get a nice gaping target in w..
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a public receptacle for grossly overweight old flangers to place their hideous bumcheeks prior to shopping at matalan.
I've just b..
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When a man or woman sticks his/her hand into a dirty vagina, pulls out,then there is nothing but bone left on the hand.
I was giving l..
