U-lock Justice

What is U-lock Justice?


1.

When pansy bicycle messengers vandalize automobiles with their bicycle lock. Usually because they think they are above the laws of the road yet still want to peddle in it so they sometimes have accidents with automobiles.

ME: "Some sissy on a bicycle just hit my car with a lock"

FRANK: "Why did he do that?"

ME: "Dont know, he was weaving in and out of traffic and I almost hit him."

FRANK:"Ahh, in their little bike world they call that U-Lock Justice."

ME: "Sounds like something a 13 year old made up. LOL"

FRANK: "LOL"

See u-lock, bicycle, girl, tricycle, pansy, messenger

2.

Vigilante justice taken against aggressive motorists or "cagers," by bikers.

The heavy U-lock used to lock the bike is used to do damage to a vehicle, like by taking off a mirror.

U-lock Justice is not legal justice, but it's the only justice some cyclists get for being hit by inconsiderate motorists.

I saw some stupid cagerget a dose of U-lock Justice after he tried to hit that messenger.

See messenger, u-lock, cyclist, justice, vigilante


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