Ultra Blast

What is Ultra Blast?


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To shit with a force that can damn near obliterate the toilet you're sitting on. Usually the climax of trying to desperately find a place to defecate. Ultra blasts can happen in someone's pants, but then they are called "fucking ultra blasts." This phrase is usually shouted or screamed.

"Fuck this line! I need to ultra blast..."

"I had to leave the stage for an ultra blast."

"FUCK! I just FUCKING ULTRA BLASTED in my FUCKING PANTS! GOD DAMMIT!"

See monkey tail, poopypants, asswater


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