Ulysses

What is Ulysses?


1.

A $50 bill, in the same logic that benjaminsare $100 bills, as Ulysses Grant appears on the $50.

Dude: Hey, got change for a Ulysses?

Cashier: Is 5 Hamiltons alright?

2.

Greek hero from Homer's Illiad and Odyssey. He was a very smart and cunning king (king of Ithica) who came up with the idea of the 'Trojan Horse' to win the war for the Greeks. It took Ulysses 10 years to find his way home after the war. The Illiad and especially the Odyssey are two of the greatest stories ever told.

Usually refers to someone who is very cunning.

He is as cunning as Ulysses.

See troy, war, smart, cunning, odyssey, trojan

3.

An impossibly dense, difficult, and meandering novel written by James Joyce that all English Literature majors claim to enjoy, but secretly despise. The best part is the ending, when you know you don't have to read another page of metaphors, allusions, and vague references that lead nowhere.

Some guy: "Fellow literature student, did you like 'Ulysses' by James Joyce?"

Some other guy: "Sure did! Each and every new paragraph was a window into a new and exciting literary expedition!"

*Meanwhile, God kills a baby kitten for the above student's lies*

See ulysses, james, joyce, dubliners, leopold, bloom

4.

A small piece of crap town located in the middle of nowhere.... In pennyslvania..... Theres not even a stop light, their best buisness, is the old saw mill, and their best restaurant, is a diner....

Kid: Mom where are we!

Mom: We just passded Ulysses

Kid: I didnt see it!

Mom: I told you not to blink!

See town, diner, crap, nowhere


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