Umbrella Edit Meaning

1.

The worst song ever.

Rihanna: You can stand under my umbrella -ella -ella -ehh -ehh -ehh

Emo Kid: Woah! Such a deep hidden message.

See rihanna, crap, song, rain, jay-z

2.

a person's care. to be under one's umbrella is to be under their care and supervision; likened to 'taking someone under their wing'. most notably found in Rihanna's song "Umbrella"

Now that it's raining more than ever, know that we'll still have each other; you can stand under my umbrella.

See umbrella, rihanna, care, responsibility

3.

another wprd for a woman's uterus / womb.

you can stand under my umbrella, come into me

See uterus, womb, vagina, woman

4.

A device used to keep us humans dry when its raining, there are also Umbrella Hats.

Joe: "Fuck its raining!"

Tom: "Here take my Umbrella, I've got plenty!"

Joe: "Alright....thanks"

See rain, wet, outside, cold

5.

It's like a big hat, only it's not a hat...its an umbrella

One can stand under an umbrella to avoid being rained on.

See unbrella, rain, hat

6.

where someones head of their dick is way bigger than the rest of their cock

dude, D flore got an umbrella

See jesse jackson

7.

A slang term for a condom; A rubber.

You need to double your umbrella when you mess around with the chicks at Naked City.

See condom, rubber, bag, parachute