Umbros

What is Umbros?

A brand of soccer shorts, most popular during the late 80s/early 90s. Recently, Umbros have seen a revival among men who frequent strip clubs.

The silky smooth fabric of my Umbros reduces friction whenever I visit Chances Are.

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Dopin'

1. when somethin' or somethin' your doin is pretty cool man those guys shoes are straight dopin' See cool, tight, sick, ba..

We Are Done Professionally.

1. Used to address the end of the line in an escalated conversation, debate or exchange. A loss of temper or patience is often the catalyst..

Queermofagxual

1. Descibes a man who is excessively in love, both spiritually and sexually, with other men. A queermofagxual is known to be "more hom..

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