What is Umbros?


A brand of soccer shorts, most popular during the late 80s/early 90s. Recently, Umbros have seen a revival among men who frequent strip clubs.

The silky smooth fabric of my Umbros reduces friction whenever I visit Chances Are.

See shorts, soccer, david beckham, friction


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