Umbros

What is Umbros?

A brand of soccer shorts, most popular during the late 80s/early 90s. Recently, Umbros have seen a revival among men who frequent strip clubs.

The silky smooth fabric of my Umbros reduces friction whenever I visit Chances Are.

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You Like Man

1. An insult used to declare that a person has done something homosexual or displeasing. The term orginated in the Commonwealth of the Baha..

Queaking

1. Some people think that a queak is a "queer geek" (a gay guy who's also a nerd.) While this may be true, it is also said t..

The Anal Arm

1. Start by pulling your opponents pants down and then spit on your fist and ram it up his anus. Once inserted, proceed to ram your whole ..

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