Umbros

What is Umbros?

A brand of soccer shorts, most popular during the late 80s/early 90s. Recently, Umbros have seen a revival among men who frequent strip clubs.

The silky smooth fabric of my Umbros reduces friction whenever I visit Chances Are.

See shorts, soccer, david beckham, friction

Ericbrooks

1. Jerk on MySpace who trolls other sites, harasses people, and photoshops people's images into unflattering images because he is upse..

Ryo

1. Ryo is known for cybering the most girls on irc. Ryo is a legend. "You can't be cool like Ryo!" See ryo, 69, 89, legend..

Texture

1. The outer surface of the vagina (folds, flaps, etc.), only noticeable when one is wearing tight fitting clothing. When you wear that sp..

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