Umbros

What is Umbros?

A brand of soccer shorts, most popular during the late 80s/early 90s. Recently, Umbros have seen a revival among men who frequent strip clubs.

The silky smooth fabric of my Umbros reduces friction whenever I visit Chances Are.

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Poaching The Rhino

1. To whack ones self. To bust one out, to sexually satisify ones self. While at home, jack's Dad walked in on him Poaching the Rhino..

Ocean Crab

1. Another term for OxyContin. My friend got some ocean crabs, we're going to go swimming for hours. See oxycontin, oxy, cotton, cra..

Plebanoia

1. Paranoia caused by plebs in the near vicinity. Typically whilst in a bar or on a night out, someone might feel paranoid and uncomfortab..

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