Umea

What is Umea?

There are 2 things here,

Meaning 1: A small town in northern Sweden.

Meaning 2: The small piss flaps on the end of a dick that makes the man look like he is showing no scene of being an astronaut in the never future.

Meaning 1;

Guy 1:Hello I'm from umea.

Guy 2:You sick bastard, who's though? Your dads?

Meaning 2;

Guy 3: I'M A GHETTO BOY WITH PISS FLAPS!

Chinese Guy 1: You flappa dicky Wrong Time!!!!

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