What is Umfriend?
1.
Noun used to describe someone who you are banging, in the stage before she is your legitimate girlfriend
"Oh Hi guys, I hope you don't mind that I brought my um...friend Ursula to our poker night"
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2.
a person with whom you are in a physical, but not necessarily romantic, relationship
also uhm-friend, uhmfriend, um-friend
"Oh...Hi mom, this is Steve my um...friend"
3.
A sexual relation of dubious standing or a concealed intimate relationship.
"This is Bridget, my...um, friend."
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4.
a euphemism for 'fuckbuddy'
only pussies say umfriend
girl: this is my umfriend Jake
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Random Words:
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(Kwee Fa Lowd) noun.
1. A person that orally vacuums the flatulence out of a minuscule deceased mammal’s vagina.
2. Someone who suck..
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This phrase is used when you are caught up in your words, and aren't making any sense, and you need to get out as soon as possible,..
