What is Umfriend?
1.
Noun used to describe someone who you are banging, in the stage before she is your legitimate girlfriend
"Oh Hi guys, I hope you don't mind that I brought my um...friend Ursula to our poker night"
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2.
a person with whom you are in a physical, but not necessarily romantic, relationship
also uhm-friend, uhmfriend, um-friend
"Oh...Hi mom, this is Steve my um...friend"
3.
A sexual relation of dubious standing or a concealed intimate relationship.
"This is Bridget, my...um, friend."
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4.
a euphemism for 'fuckbuddy'
only pussies say umfriend
girl: this is my umfriend Jake
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Random Words:
1.
random word used in random situations.
also used for name calling.
Shut up you freaking uberschkloutnik!
uberschkloutnik.
Go F*** y..
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term used by white people to describe blacks when there are a lot of black around. used mostly by law enforcement officers.
hey arthur..
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To cause someone physical harm by (inadvertently or otherwise) squirting a caustic liquid or ramming a hard object into the ocular cavit..
