Umfriend

What is Umfriend?


1.

Noun used to describe someone who you are banging, in the stage before she is your legitimate girlfriend

"Oh Hi guys, I hope you don't mind that I brought my um...friend Ursula to our poker night"

See Stan

2.

a person with whom you are in a physical, but not necessarily romantic, relationship

also uhm-friend, uhmfriend, um-friend

"Oh...Hi mom, this is Steve my um...friend"

3.

A sexual relation of dubious standing or a concealed intimate relationship.

"This is Bridget, my...um, friend."

See Zak

4.

a euphemism for 'fuckbuddy'

only pussies say umfriend

girl: this is my umfriend Jake

See fuck buddy, fuckbuddy, umfriend, um friend, jolee


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