Umily

What is Umily?


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A virginal woman named Emily who uses the linguistic filler "um" to an excessive, irritating degree.

UMILY: "Ummmm, I don't know if we can, umm, have sex yet."

DUDE: "Okay. Can I ask why not?"

UMILY: "Ummmm, ummmm, umm, because I, umm, am on my period again?"

DUDE: "For fuck's sake, Umily--you're always on your period."

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