Umpa-lumpia

What is Umpa-lumpia?

A philippina under 4' 10". A very short philippina, possibly a midget.

I once dated an Umpa-Lumpia

See umpa-lumpa, lumpia, oompa loompa

Armpit Job

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Vampgasm

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V-squad

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