What is Umpty?
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An umpty is where your sweaty balls stick to your leg and you can't get them un stuck.
1. I been running in this heat for hours I probably have an Umpty.
2. Look at that sweaty obese unattractive fat man run I bet he is gonna have an Umpty that not even a crowbar will get unstuck.
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