Umpty

What is Umpty?

An umpty is where your sweaty balls stick to your leg and you can't get them un stuck.

1. I been running in this heat for hours I probably have an Umpty.

2. Look at that sweaty obese unattractive fat man run I bet he is gonna have an Umpty that not even a crowbar will get unstuck.

See sticky, sweaty, wet, balls, stuck

Jizzman

1. The supreme lord of all that is and ever shall be. He is the pimp of all pimps, lord of all ladies, and must be referred to as The Jizz..

Rim Chog

1. similar to rim cheese but caused from fecal decay on the outside of the anus yo man theres no tp i got mad rim chog. i need a skategaur..

Orval

1. the back of your knee i want to lick your orval. See suck, lick, back, pinch..

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