Umpty

What is Umpty?

An umpty is where your sweaty balls stick to your leg and you can't get them un stuck.

1. I been running in this heat for hours I probably have an Umpty.

2. Look at that sweaty obese unattractive fat man run I bet he is gonna have an Umpty that not even a crowbar will get unstuck.

See sticky, sweaty, wet, balls, stuck

Uptight Ass

1. A person who obviously is uptight, bossy, socially awkward, and thinks they can step all over you. An uptight ass usually doesn't ..

Speeing

1. Throwing up on the floor while sitting on the toilet. "Dude I was speeing so much last night!" See spewing, throwing up..

514

1. The area code for Montreal, Quebec, Canada Representin' the 514 See montreal, quebec, canada, area code..

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