What is Umpty?
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An umpty is where your sweaty balls stick to your leg and you can't get them un stuck.
1. I been running in this heat for hours I probably have an Umpty.
2. Look at that sweaty obese unattractive fat man run I bet he is gonna have an Umpty that not even a crowbar will get unstuck.
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verb:
to do the dirty while driving a car bare fast.
"Holy shit! They just totally did a jack n' lisa...hard."
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A person who can't get it up.
One who has a limp penis.
Your a fucking limp stick...
