Umpty

What is Umpty?

An umpty is where your sweaty balls stick to your leg and you can't get them un stuck.

1. I been running in this heat for hours I probably have an Umpty.

2. Look at that sweaty obese unattractive fat man run I bet he is gonna have an Umpty that not even a crowbar will get unstuck.

See sticky, sweaty, wet, balls, stuck

Yawas

1. People who are pretending to be "AWAY" on chats, instant messaging, and so on, when they are not actually "away". C..

Iababan

1. An extremly hairy asian pussy I was about to fuck this fine chick, but when I saw her lababan I ran for cover..

So?

1. a quicker way of saying: 1) who cares? 2) what's your point? 3) why does this / it matter? etc. "i found a nickel" ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

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