Umpty

What is Umpty?

An umpty is where your sweaty balls stick to your leg and you can't get them un stuck.

1. I been running in this heat for hours I probably have an Umpty.

2. Look at that sweaty obese unattractive fat man run I bet he is gonna have an Umpty that not even a crowbar will get unstuck.

See sticky, sweaty, wet, balls, stuck

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