Umt

What is Umt?


1.

Uncomfortable Man Touch - when two men are in close proximity to each other at work or at a social event and come in contact with each other so as to cause a moment of confusion and uncertainty.

Joe reaches for a cup from the water cooler at the same time as his co-worker Brad and their fingers touch; this results in a UMT.

See man, touch, confusion


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