What is Umt?
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Uncomfortable Man Touch - when two men are in close proximity to each other at work or at a social event and come in contact with each other so as to cause a moment of confusion and uncertainty.
Joe reaches for a cup from the water cooler at the same time as his co-worker Brad and their fingers touch; this results in a UMT.
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Nice way of saying abortion without hurting anyones feelings.
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Asessing ones legitness.
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