Uncle Crimbo

What is Uncle Crimbo?


1.

Uncle Crimbo is the Santa Claus-type figure of the Kingdom of Loathing.

Even though he doesn't have any children, nor any brothers or sisters, he's still an uncle. Purely by the magic of Crimbo.

Unfortunately, Uncle Crimbo has recently had some drinking problems, and his disgruntled little elves are tired of being exploited and forced to work in the Factory sweatshop wherein all Crimbotoys are made.

Uncle Crimbo stopped by my campground and left this groovy Advent Calendar. Boss.

or

Oh sweet Jick, Uncle Crimbo can make Teddy Bears now!

See kingdom of loathing, kol, santa claus, santa, crimbo


95

Random Words:

1. short form of the italian female name Francesca Franci, don't use the word Fran or italians would think you are a guy See franci..
1. A Really long time. Less than an eternity, more than a minute. we be gettin' togetha foeva; more than a minute. See forever, eter..
1. 1.) A term used by pasty white pastramiwhite folk to describe what they believe is a "dirtier" side of town. Often referring ..