What is Uncle Crimbo?
1.
Uncle Crimbo is the
Even though he doesn't have any children, nor any brothers or sisters, he's still an uncle. Purely by the magic of
Unfortunately, Uncle Crimbo has recently had some drinking problems, and his disgruntled little elves are tired of being exploited and forced to work in the Factory sweatshop wherein all
Uncle Crimbo stopped by my campground and left this groovy Advent Calendar. Boss.
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Oh sweet
Jick , Uncle Crimbo can make Teddy Bears now!
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