Uncle's Handshake

What is Uncle's Handshake?

Sexual molestation, especially the giving of manual stimulation with ones hand to a minor.

A. Let me show you my Uncle's Handshake...

B. Eek! Get away from me!

See molestation, uncle, handshake, euphemism, handjob

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