What is Uncontrollable Boner Party?
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When you are in a classic "too many dicks" scenario, and it reaches critical mass. At this point, every male within 3 square miles will have an erection with which he must ejaculate on the nearest body from which emanates warmth.
I am never going back to Faber's again, there's too much potential for an uncontrollable boner party.
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