Underpants Monster

What is Underpants Monster?


1.

The excuse you should ALWAYS give to your girlfriend when she bitches to you about grabbing/slapping her ass.

Zach: (slowly reaches for a game of grab-ass)

Kim: What the fuck, Zach! We're in public!

Zach: Wha...WHAT!?!? That wasn't me! That was The Underpants Monster!!!!

Kim: Oh, I'm sorry for yelling.

Zach: Damn right you are! (slaps Kim's ass)

See grab-ass


52

Random Words:

1. when a girl has multiple STD's typically found in ethnic regions (minorities) with high population densities such as Atlanta. Hey ..
1. The first of a book series by Scott Westerfeld. Uglies are people under the age of 16 who live in dorms outside of Prettyville and have..
1. when you walk up next to your friend and pound them in the balls with your fist. whaen your *friend* is on the ground crying then it bec..