Unfortunate

What is Unfortunate?


1.

Someone who is plain, they are not totally ugly, but they aren't that attractive either. Mainly used to describe physical appearance but can also be used to describe a person's character, personality, or lifestyle.

"Well, he's not that unfortunate."

2.

An expression of utter dismay when you play e5 in response to e4 in a game of bughouse.

Pieces, give me pieces. I think I can checkmate in five.

Unfortunate.

See bughouse, chess, damn, shit, opening theory

3.

When she tells you she was faking it.

Suzie Q: "I have been faking it for years."

John Doe: "Unfortunate..."

See lol, faking it, orgasm, fauxgasm, sad

4.

n. Someone who due to finacial or physical disability is less fortunate that yourself. A cripple or hobo for example.

Pity the unfortunates.

See Bagpuss

5.

Future teen girl squad death; used when so and so is squashed by a billboard with the word unfortunate on it.

"Kapwang" accompanies the death


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