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Real reason I can't make it to work today.
But, really, I am in bed.
Got hooked-up at a party last night and didn't realize ..
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Big ass mother fucking titties!!
"Damn man, those are some big knockers"
"Naw man! Them Thangs are KNOCK DADDYS!"
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Having a completely shaved pussy
During her shower this morning, my girlfriend gave herself The Jon Benet!
See bald, shaved, pussy, ch..