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A sneeze containing (male/female) ejaculate due to having the cum sniffles.
"Last night at the dinner table I had a totally embarr..
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the marks on your face after falling asleep on your keyboard
i got a bad case of qwertyitus at work last night
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the marks on your f..
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something to do with shouting out numbers whilst wanking in a girls face and if the number that you say before you cum is on the girls c..