What is Up The Harris?
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To have anal sex.
Similar to "up the dirttrack, dirtroad".
Used in "Catherine Tate Show" by a flaming homosexual, who refuses to admit he is one.
"Just because I am wearing a gentleman's sponge bag, doesn't mean I take it up the Harris! How very dare you!"
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Phrase used by those with a small penis and therefore intended to imply that size doesn’t matter.
Hey, stop laughing, it's quality..