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An irrational fear of acronyms.
John: We are implementing a TQM program.
Lucinda: Runs from the room screaming, No, No!!!
John: What ..
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Meaning they didn't put a condom on.
*In bed*
Guy: I didn't wrap my present, sorry babe.
Girl: You Bastard!
See condom, ma..