What is Updike?
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A man who has retained an obsession with sex well into his dotage, with a creepy effect on others.
Don't look at my daughter that way you fucking old updike!
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a john, a toilet, a crapper
after jim's 21st birthday, he spent all night with his head over the updike
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v. (slang) - to perform "reverse cowgirl" sex.
I Updiked the shit out of my girlfried last night.
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