Updike

What is Updike?


1.

A man who has retained an obsession with sex well into his dotage, with a creepy effect on others.

Don't look at my daughter that way you fucking old updike!

See obsession, sex, creepy, literature

2.

a john, a toilet, a crapper

after jim's 21st birthday, he spent all night with his head over the updike

See Erik

3.

v. (slang) - to perform "reverse cowgirl" sex.

I Updiked the shit out of my girlfried last night.


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