What is Updike?
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A man who has retained an obsession with sex well into his dotage, with a creepy effect on others.
Don't look at my daughter that way you fucking old updike!
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a john, a toilet, a crapper
after jim's 21st birthday, he spent all night with his head over the updike
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v. (slang) - to perform "reverse cowgirl" sex.
I Updiked the shit out of my girlfried last night.
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The kind of tits you can tit fuckby using just one tit. You just wrap it around your crank and go to town.
When Jami is 50 she's ..
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when your about to bang a girl and the guy zips his pants down and blows his load
I got a zipper poper on your mom last night.
See jiz..
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to eat a girl out
I crunchamunched her last night..
