Uphill Gardener Edit Meaning

1.

In Viz comic's Profanosaurus, it was defined rather elegantly as 'he who hoes at the pink allotment'

This constitutes culpable discrimination against those who hoe at the pink allotment

See philip

2.

A fag that enjoys fucking men up the asshole

I caught Jason beating off to gay porn; he's an uphill gardener

3.

A skilled horticuluturalist who works on steep inclines.

Well I'm no expert on fauna, but I think you need to get an uphill gardener in to deal with all these weeds.

See gardening, plants, gay slang, weeds, flowers

4.

A term that describes a bloke who uses his tool on a gradiant or a mucky slope

woman:that bloke likes you mate

dude:Zomg hes an Uphill gardener

See gh3y, gay, fag, pink, flowers

5.

A man that shovels another mans turds with his cock while still nestled in the anal cavity of the other man's corn chute.

Boy, did you see that uphill gardener dancing like a fairy at the bar last night?

See stench trench commando, fag, homo, queer, fudge nudger

6.

a Chutney Ferret, Marmite Miner or, more simply, BumGay.

Man on man action.

'Look at Az the Spaz, what an uphill Gardener

7.

A man that enjoys another mans penis in both his tubes.

Do you know that guy in the office who talks in a high voice, cant throw a ball properly and has semen on his chin. Well I reckon he is an 'Uphill Gardener'