What is U.p.i?
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Unidentifiable Party Injury
Upon waking from a night of partying, you find one perhaps two bumbs, bruises, scratches, or bites and are not completely certain of there origin
Partygoer#1: Wow!! What the hell happened last? I am riddled with U.P.I
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A bicycle with no shocks and a really small seat.
Joe: Ouch!!
Larry: What is it?
Joe: I hit a pothole and my crotchbuster here bashed..