U.p.i

What is U.p.i?


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Unidentifiable Party Injury

Upon waking from a night of partying, you find one perhaps two bumbs, bruises, scratches, or bites and are not completely certain of there origin

Partygoer#1: Wow!! What the hell happened last? I am riddled with U.P.I

See jacked up, hit, sore, injured, party foul


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