What is Upod?
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An iPod whose volume is so ridiculously loud that everyone around them can hear what's playing.
Nice uPod. Wanna turn it down?
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A poor attempt by Microsoft to disclaim Apple's great mp3 player, the iPod, by creating a fake advertisement of an exact replica without iPod's only flaw: a battery that needs to be replaced.
Theres no way an ipod could stay that small if you were required to put in two double-a batteries.
Random Words:
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A farmer who is loaded to the brim with guns and ready to kick ass with them.
"You said you were a poppy seed farmer!"
*pull..
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The dude puts chap stick up the librarian's vagina and plays it like a trombone until his lips become unchapped.
Librarian Cari- D..
