Uptown Girl Facial

What is Uptown Girl Facial?


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When, in the final momemts of giving a blowjob, the girl pulls back, SPILLING THE MARTINI that was balanced on top of her head, mixing martini and bukkake.

She got a uptown girl facial at the party on the upper east side last weekend.

See uptown, girl, facial, bukkake, martini, blowjob


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