What is Urban Addict?
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(N.) One who enjoys his or her time posting Definitions on slangdefine because it is a form of Artistic Expression by voicing your thoughts and opinions on the web, for others to not only see, but learn from, and even laugh at for some as well. An Urban Addict usually enjoys time on this website because they are very opinionated and wants the whole world to know what they're thinking. And some even use it to vent off their frustrations and anger, without fear of persecution or trouble because of the Nicknames they use here. Most of them, unfortunatly, don't better the website as a whole and end up messing it up.
Most Urban Addicts, though, are young, intelligent teenagers between 14-19 who usually (or on occasion) have a lot of intelligent obserbvative views on the world they live in.
2.
One who suffers
That Urban Addict visited Urban Dictionary at home, at school and at public libraries. He considers his addiction a form of business.
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Those who read all 50+ illiterate, immature, tedious, angrily impotent and amateurish permutations of a definition of a given word and then adds yet another illiterate, immature, tedious, angrily impotent and amateurish permutation of that definition to that word.
Whooo! Look at me! I am so hardcore on slangdefine!
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Someone who spends all day posting definitions on urban dictionary.
Bastardized bottomburp is an urban addict.
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one who must post more definitions than the rest of the world, strives to be humorous
ahahah! thats 5032 definitions! im on a roll today
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One who expends an inordinate amount of time and effort inventing words, sayings and expressions (and subsequently their definitions) in a vain, feeble and pointless attempt to contribute to modern culture, have that contribution published on Urban Dictionary for all to see (including acquaintances who are totally disinterested and unimpressed: see below), and to be seen as 'individual'.
Urban Addicts are the internet equivalent of the kid at school who is normal and not particularly popular, yet thinks that by wearing a leather jacket/not shaving his bum fluff/dying her hair and by attempting to speak in a vernacular slightly removed from the local norm that he/she is a bit of an independent rebel (even though nobody - not even the powers that be - cares enough to notice or do anything about it).
You know who you are, Urban Dictionary trolls. Quit it.
I see another Urban Addict has arbitrarily invented yet another word or saying that not one other person in the entire history of the Anglophonic world has ever used.
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person that spends a lot of time posting insults on urban dictionary and has no life because they spend all their time here.
person 1: what are you doing when you get home?
person 2: going to urban dictionary duh
person 1: me too
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