Urban Amish

What is Urban Amish?


1.

n. Someone who has none of the technological devices that have become a part of our daily lives, such as television, microwave, gaming platform or home computer.

I'm going to Ohio for a visit with the Urban Amish relatives. Where's my Gameboy?

2.

An Hacidic Jew ,Due to the fact that their fashion sense is roughly the same as the actual amish.

The difference between urban amish and actual amish is that the actual amish have the good sense to not wear winter coats in the summer.

See amish, urban, coat, summer, spaz, vyach

3.

n. Someone who tries to grow the amish-style beard, but apparently hasn’t gone through puberty, so it comes in patchy, looking like a crazy homeless man’s beard.

Ben’s wife made him shave his mustache, so now he’s all urban amish with his facial hair.

See homeless, pubescent, wannabe, ugly


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