What is Urf?
1.
The third planet from the sun.
She's every man's dream, she's God's giff to Urf
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2.
Our humble planet, in ebonics
yo dawg i hurd dat da urf is gonna esplode in a cuple a days.
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3.
The noise one's stomach makes when they hold in a fart.
Hey did you just launch an air biscuit?
No, no I just urfed.
Ohhhhh.
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4.
Euphemism for the vomit. "Urf" is useable as a noun or verb and is directly synonymous with "ralph". Urf is a much more useful word as it best approximates the wretched sound of a person who is delivering street pizza by inverting their tummy.
Man, Frank was so screwed up on bourbon last night he stepped outside to urf. In the morning the neighbors smelled something nasty and saw the urf in the bird bath.
5.
abbreviation for "U-R-Funny". Alternate response to a funny statement (usually response to an electronic message) instead of the typical "LOL" .
Boy: Hey, guess what... I threw your ex-bf in the mud.
Girl: URF! Thnx! But we're back together!
Girl Walrus: Hey, who wants a beach ball?
Boy Walrus: URF! URF! URF!
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6.
an expression to be used when one cannot find an already established word to express his or her emotions; can be used with a positive or negative connotation
"URF!!", used instead of "UGH" or "yayyy"
7.
1. (verb) to fuck
2. (insult) fuck you
1. I want to urf you.
2. Urf you!