Ursula's Maid

What is Ursula's Maid?


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Using vaginal muscles to crush a mans penis to extract information, or ever for pure torture. Some women have been known to counteract rape. These muscles can be strengthened by Kegal exercises, yoga, and various stretches.

She used Ursula's Maid to rob that Bank!

Female Bandits in the late 19th century would use this to bed a man, and then get him reveal important information, or as a form of robbery.

Some modern day women use this to excite their sex life, or protect themselves from rape.

See sex, rape, vagina, robbery, kegal, muscles, bandits


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