Useless Edit Meaning

1.

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2.

1. anything that has little or no use.

2. any obbject of which has no use.

3. the opposite of usefull(also see: feckless).

4. any information distributed/typed/spoken by Gayrab(see example of useless drivel down below).

Gayrab: "I"VE BEEN SKATEBOARDING SINCE 1964! YOU ARE A KOOK! I'VE BEEN RIDING THE SAME BOARD FOR 18 YEARS! I CAN'T KNEESLIDE AND I HATE SKATING ON WATERFALL SHAPED BOTTOM POOLS!"

See TA

3.

The end result of going through the American educational system.

Jack: I'm scared to think, can you decide things for me.

Gas Sation Attendant(GSA): Didn't you just graduate from college?

Jack: Yes I have a college duh-gree.

GSA: Ah, I see. Ok. You gave me $20...

Jack: Yeah, thats a twenty dollar bill, right?

GSA: ...and you put $16.50 on pump 11.

Jack: Stop. Just give me my change.

4.

A person who cannot be counted on to do anything

Chris, ever since you got a girlfriend you have been absolutley useless

See useless, dumb, messy

5.

the person who can't spell object

TA is useless because he typed the word 'obbject'

See dumbass, retard, idiot, faggot, cunt

6.

someone who's helpless and incompetent

Oscar is so useless that he has trouble even screwing in a light bulb

See dead weight, vegetable, insignificant, loser

7.

a person who is a blind,deaf mute with no arms and no legs

the lady from the book "so much to tell you"

a person who is both a blind and deaf mute and also missing all limbs is preety useless in the sense that they cant do anything. they cant; read brail because they have no hands, see, hear or speak to anyone, walk as no legs are attached to their abdomen. The best they can do is to hold a cane in their mouth in hope that their wheelchair doesnt get munted into a wall and there cane be forced down their throat.