What is Vaeritas?
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Vaeritas was a renowned warrior, whose battle tactics consisted of getting as drunk as mortally possible, then drink twice as much more and charge at the enemy wielding a hammer in one hand and a sickle in the other.
Even in these early times Vaeritas was called the Forum Troll for his renowned "PvP going on in here?" comments. Vaeritas was terrible to behold in battle, bashing, slicing, and breathing alcoholic fumes at his enemies.
Mortally wounded, he would merely fall asleep at the field of battle, only to wake up the next morning with regenerated limbs, healed wounds and a severe headache.
"Dude, its Vaeritas"
"Oh shi-!"
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