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you love yourself, men, women, animals, and inanimate objects
i walk into a room and fuck myself, my wife, my manwhore, my african elep..
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The one day during the menstrual cycle when you are in such pain that when you stand up, it actually feels like the uterus is falling ou..
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Sex move. The woman will appear to be a "one-eyed dolphin". Having sex doggy style and the man surprises her by shifting gear..
