Vagina Coastguard

What is Vagina Coastguard?


1.

A phrase from "Family Guy" when peter meets the US Senate to allow smoking for minors. He is greeted by Al Gore and Dick Army, where he cracks a joke "Is your wife's name, Vagina Coastguard?? hahha"

Sincerely,

Vagina Coastguard

See vagina coastguard, family guy, vagina

2.

Fucking when that bitches mom keeps checking hin on you in her daughters room, with flashlight. You better not get caught in moms waters.

Dude, her mom is such a vagina coastguard. I got busted doing the alaskan fire dragon.


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