Vaginal Contractor

What is Vaginal Contractor?


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An individual who seeks out and manages herds of women for sale of sexual goods and services. These individuals are predominately males of African-American decent who have an intriguing gravitation to dark shades of purple. His employees are frequently called out as a “ho” or “biatch” (bee-a-ch), and they often participate in one of the few bargaining existences in our modern market economy. The revenues created by a ho’s diligent work are often redistributed through the contractor as he takes a majority share of the earnings in exchange for protection and a constant supply of work. The most common action that a vaginal contractor participates in is a slap, specifically the “pimp slap”. It is a back-handed smack in the face as a reaction to either a ho’s bitch slap(see palm up slap) or insufficient funds generated by an individual biatch. It is also common for a vaginal contractor to have sustained a leg injury (most likely from a bad case of the angry pirate) and needs physical assistance walking with a diamond encrusted cane.

Vaginal Contractor - I don’t know what you know about me, I’m a motha fuckin’ V.A.G.I.N.A.L C.O.N.T.R.A.C.T.O.R.!

See pimp, ho, hustla, awesome, stud


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