What is Vaginal Crouton?
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A small brownish green growth that lies on the outer lips of a cheesy and yeast infected vaginal canal. Upon sitting for months, the growth hardens into a delicious and crunchy crouton. Often, when ripe, the crouton can be plucked for the beginnings of a prized collection. (Often dipped in MUNG for flavor).
Hey Enrique, look at the diameter of her vaginal crouton. Let's get a bib!
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