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When you are intoxicated to the point where you tell people you are "Patrick Schwasted".
Bro, we finished the Keg between 10 ..
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1) To present yourself as something you are not in order to convince someone that you are not a Pig.
I was so stonned I almost didnt se..
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the rational or irrational fear that somewhere, somehow a duck is watching you
due to my anatitaphobia, i shit my pants within 20 feet ..