Vagometer

What is Vagometer?


1.

Like an odometer, a vagometer is used to gauge the amount of usage a vagina has endured. A combination of vagina and odometer.

Vagometers can sometimes be fooled/tricked by courtesy stitches.

That sluts vagometer turned over before she got her driver's license.

See pussy, whore, skank, cunt, axewound

2.

A multi-scale measuring device. Capable of measuring moisture, friction, depth, pressure, tempurature and emotional intensity simultaneously.

The enthusiatic grip she had on my vagometer indicated she was having a good time.

See Kevin Rose


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