Val Day

What is Val Day?

14 FEB, the day officially recognized

as belonging to one's sweetheart.

Happy Val Day, babe.

This rose kisses lips.

See red, flowers, love, card

Mastercation

1. Due to intense lack of funds, a mastercation is a "staycation" wherein the only planned activity for amusement is masturbation..

Mexican Handjob

1. When a woman wraps your wang in a burrito or soft shell taco and procedes to jerk you insanely until you spooge into a crunchy chicken c..

Humpface

1. 1. to hump one's face 2. a face that looks as though it's been humped Yeah, we fooled around, then I gave her a humpface. S..

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