Valentines

What is Valentines?


1.

the day of fornication and depression

today is valentines and my boyfriend dumped me.

See valentine, hearts, sex, candy

2.

The phrase "Valentine" was coined sometime after July of 1947, by either the Ebe Alien culture or Chuck Norrishimself, as a technological trade that would allow corporations to scam millions of lonely hearts like Paris Hilton. It is understood these technologies, and holiday ideas are just some of the many things that the Alienshave provided us in exchange for the thousands of helpless abductees, cowsand crops who are assaulted each year.

Valentines day has become as much of a worldwide epidemic as people who expect you to remember and much less care when it is their birthdays.

On valentines many ladies will perform favors for flowers and candy versus the old rent payment, it gives the many guys who'd never would have had a chance otherwise, a break.

See chuck norris, valentines day, sadness, prostitution, commercial


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