What is Valentines?
1.
the day of fornication and depression
today is valentines and my boyfriend dumped me.
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2.
The phrase "Valentine" was coined sometime after July of 1947, by either the Ebe Alien culture or
Valentines day has become as much of a worldwide epidemic as people who expect you to remember and much less care when it is their birthdays.
On valentines many ladies will perform favors for flowers and candy versus the old rent payment, it gives the many guys who'd never would have had a chance otherwise, a break.
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